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20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie ⇢

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

• Seriously
• Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

• I don’t care how good he says his weed is
• he is cuckoo bananas
• and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

• There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
• “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.

• If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
• Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

• Someone will always be barefoot
• Or in heels
• Or just plain clumsy
• And will sprain their ankles
• And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

• Don’t walk around looking for people
• House of Wax, anyone?

7. Don’t be a hero.

• Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
• Hell, maybe even then.
• I mean.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

• The killer is there.
• Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

• The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

• Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

• They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

• At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

• It is obviously your wisest choice.
• SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.

• Move very very far away
• Because there’s blood on your walls.
• Blood.
• Your
• Walls
• Are
• Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

• Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
• If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
• But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

• If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
• Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

• Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

• It is the killer.
• ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
• Killer’s are very sensitive about their disguises.

19. Don’t take a shower.

• ONLY APPLIES IF:
• It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
• The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music

AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

• Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he

He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.

- Bob Marley

Sticks and Stones

The song that reminds me of all the times we have had.. I am going to miss school. I love you all.

Weezer - Undone -- The Sweater Song

i found it, i was wrong. :D

I wish I had music in the palm of my hand...

(I want this tattoo...)

LOL. Well we all know someone fails overly.

"so. if you are gonna be a slut you should be one with me."


Oh yeaaahhhh. Let me go take my clothes off, I will be right with you.

MOTHER LICKERS! :D:D:D:D:D

i need more coffeeeeeeeeeee!

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.

i am so lonely.

I lied.

It kinda hurts to know that every minute I spend thinking of you, you're spending it thinking of someone else.

I got mouth herpies today.

Sorry Wong, no more making out for you.

Linear Relationship;

y= mx + c

It's strange;

Because know one really knows how another person is feeling. You could be standing next to someone on a bus or a train who is going through the most agonizing pain, and they just want someone to reach out too. But you will never know.

People don't sleep for the fear they will wake up alone. It's the lonely people awake in the middle of the night.

o.o

tokyo.

"Will you follow me into the dark?"
coz i will follow you into pure nothingness if it means i can have you. even if for a little while.

" It's when the weather is calm that freaks me out; Bring on the storm so I can Dance my sorrows away."

So.

I don't believe in the unbelievable. One of those that is made of the unbelievable is what many people call "Love". It's amazing because it's all that people really think about. Or what they like to think that they think about. You hear the millions of tunes on the radio, and all of it really is is people telling or relaying an experience that they want to have, or have had, or are living. Now I don't want any haters, but, it's what I believe. It doesn't exist. I believe in a bond that is formed through friendship, or sexual attraction; or in the case that you have for families, the bond that is made out of knowing someone for a very long time. It makes more sense.

Yeah, I know guys I am pretty much known for my constant "I LOVE YOUUUUU!" in the school yard along with the busting of my awesomest moves ever and breaking out into song. But i'm not a shy person when it comes to people. (Well I am, if I am interested in them coz I don't want to make a fool of myself (but that's besides the point).) But I guess its easier than saying "I have a bond with you." So don't judge me there.

I am sorry for those that believe in it. I am. I am also extremely envious of you. For the lucky ones who have found a spot in the unbelievable, be careful. Nothing lasts forever. Maybe I too will believe in it. But for now, I am just going to face the reality that everyone dies alone.